The Last Ad Agency

We would
like to lose
your business.

We build brands people don’t need to be reminded exist.

Clients wanted

Must be willing to accept

Customers preferred.

Strategy

MediaMake something people tell their friends about.

RetentionDon’t make the product worse.

PerformanceCharge a fair price.

CreativeTell the truth.

Answer the phone.

Stop hiring us.

Media plan

ChannelBudget
Search$820,000
Social$1,400,000
Video$2,100,000
Influencers$600,000
Out of home$950,000
Total$5,870,000

Revised recommendation

$0

Put it into the product.

An ordinary electric kettle

We were asked to make people aware of this kettle.

We recommended making a kettle worth knowing about.

20-year warranty.
Repairable heating element.
Replacement parts kept in stock.

Suppose they did it.

Year three: sales up.Nobody could remember an ad.

The client is invented. The kettle isn’t: Schekinov Alexey Victorov, CC BY-SA 3.0.

The brief

How much are you spending on advertising?

$

Good product.
Fair price.
People told each other.

Brand awareness currently declining as planned.